Bad Lyrics: Blaze of Glory

I still Love you Gutter_Bitch

(Sung to Blaze of Glory)

I wake up in the morning
and I have morning wood
I'd really like a Blow Job
but my hand does just as good
It always knows where its going
It knows where its been
there's precum on my thumb
I'm a five fingered lover
Watch my Jizz fly in the wind
YEAH!

I haven't thought of the second verse but the chorus goes

She's going down
In a Blaze of Glory
She'll take my cock
into her mouth
and she'll swallow every drop
in a blaze of glory
Lord she never deep throated
But she deep throats now
And she'll swallow every drop
of my hot cum

Sorry Stacey.  BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hot Man of the Day.... Glenn Osrin

Yes, I know some of you are thinking WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

But when someone writes an article and mentions The Gutter Girls in the first paragraph....  Well we salute them.

And most likely we weren't soused, we were the ones hanging up Richie's Pants by the Chimney with care, in the hopes that we would see how big... his pants really were.

Please check out Glenn's great Bon Jovi inspired Night Before Christmas Poem. 

HERE

Happy Holidays everyone!

Man Candy Monday: Grab some Junk and discuss this picture

Jon is just thinking about how what's going to happen to him at the Gutter Girls Sex Ranch.  LMAO.

Thanks @gutter_bitch!!  While you may not be on often what you give us is priceless.

Thanks to whomever posted these.